December 2011
Wanna know what I'll kiss at midnight? My...
zetaglitterbanana:
the-noah-family:
gpoy
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
there's something wrong with the fact I'm content...
Watchplugincoma:
museamore:
spiralecstatic:
not-the-stig:
idigthe60s:
basediman:
nicklugo:
jesus christ
just watch the whole thing
Uh
Oh my god what is this
I laughed
what
I don’t
??¿??
meanwhile in japan
OMG WHAT IS AIR
OH MY LORD ASJDKIELWJDML
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Watchkaoss-theory:
belldomhappens:
mkultraheather:
sellyoursoultoshowbiz:
sam-seaborn:
man-over-matter:
swaggabutt:
swaggabastard:
(via apatursinus, blanklove)
omg yes i was actually looking for this like all week
still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr
This video, forever.
No words…
notourdeal:
tomorrow when i’m standing in some godforsaken club at midnight and everyone is kissing i think i might go to the toilet and sit there for a while until all the twats have fucking finished
haven't been out in so long, tonight's going to be...
in my room listening Exogenesis (naturally sobbing...
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
why is it that when I’m really busy, people facebook me the most pointless conversation and I’m just like
but when I’m dying of boredom and lack of social interaction people are silent as fuck and I just sit here waiting for something
Anonymous asked: recommend me some songs to buy apart from muse as i have all of theirs!
Anonymous asked: Everything you said in that video was too fucking right
Anonymous asked: make a videeeeoooooo !
Anonymous asked: oh :( to the lookbook :'( but to the video, yay :) just talk about things you like etc. your interests.. your life idk haha <3
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paranoia: im in bloom lol
manchmal:
neopetporn:
Whenever somone posts their number onto the internet, i just imagine them switching their phone to vibrate, shoving it up their pooper/vagina and just waiting…..x
omg
